Little Johnny came home from school super excited yelling, “MOMMY!!! MOMMY!!! Guess what!! I’m the smartest kid in my WHOLE CLASS!!!” “Really?” Mom asks. “How did you get to be the smartest kid in he whole class?”

“The teacher asked us a question, and I was the only one who knew the answer!” Responded Johnny.

“Wow, Johnny!” says Mom. “What was the teacher’s question that you were the only one who knew the answer?”

“Who Farted?”