Got Jokes for Days!
With a show from The Amazer, not only do you get Magic, but you also get Comedy.
History
My favorite jokes I’ve heard over the years
The Early Bird Gets the Worm ...
but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Did you hear about the two podiatrists
who opened their office on the same street? They were arch enemies.
Theives broke into a police station and stole ...
all the toilets. Cops say they have nothing to go on.
Why is a hospital gown like health insurance?
You are never as covered as you think you are..
The Jokes Are Here
Don’t be afraid to laugh at these jokes.
Little Johnny
Little Johnny came home from school super excited yelling, "MOMMY!!! MOMMY!!! Guess what!! I'm the smartest kid in my WHOLE CLASS!!!" "Really?" Mom asks. "How did you get to be the smartest kid in he whole class?" "The teacher asked us a question, and I was the only...
Del was reading an article in the newspaper
Del was reading an article in the newspaper that he found interesting. He said to Cindy, his wife, "It says here that a woman will say 30,000 words a day on average. Men usually say only 15,000 words in a day. I wonder why that is." Cindy says, "That's because us...
A man is waiting for his wife
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion. After 21 years, the...
What’s the difference between God and a surgeon?
What's the difference between God and a surgeon? God doesn't think he's a surgeon
Three Vampires
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would like. The first vampire responds, "I vould like some blood." The waitress turns to the second vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire...
A local business looking for office help
A local business looking for office help put a sign in the window saying: “HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.” A short time later, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign...
I was stuck in traffic
I was stuck in a traffic jam today & traffic was stopped. This guy knocks on my window. So I rolled down the window and asked him "What's going on?" He said "Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and are asking for a $10 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are...
Two birds in the forest …
Two birds in the forest were watching a young turtle climb to the top of a tree. At the very top, the turtle jumped and fell to the ground. The turtle climbed to the very top of the tree again very carefully. Again, the turtle jumps and crashes to the ground below....
Did you hear about the
Did you hear about the two podiatrists who opened their office on the same street? They were arch enemies.
Hospital Gown
Why is a hospital gown like health insurance? You are never as covered as you think you are.
Coming Soon
My last name is pronounced HAWK!
Out of the shadows seaking revenge, this brave new hero will show us the errors of our ways. He fights and wins our hearts and shows us, YOU CAN HAVE COMEDY IN MAGIC
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OR Magic in COMEDY!!!!