Got Jokes for Days!

With a show from The Amazer, not only do you get Magic, but you also get Comedy.

History

My favorite jokes I’ve heard over the years

The Early Bird Gets the Worm ...

but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Did you hear about the two podiatrists

who opened their office on the same street? They were arch enemies.

Theives broke into a police station and stole ...

all the toilets. Cops say they have nothing to go on.

Why is a hospital gown like health insurance?

You are never as covered as you think you are..

The Jokes Are Here

Don’t be afraid to laugh at these jokes.

A guy from Chicago dies

A guy from Chicago dies and is sent to Hell. He was a rotten man his entire life. The devil puts him to work breaking up rocks with a sledgehammer. To make it worse, he cranks up the temperature and the humidity. After a couple of days, the devil checks in on his...

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Jennifer was eating dinner alone

Jennifer was eating dinner alone in a Mexican restaurant one night and was overcome with the need to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so she timed her expulsions with the beat. After a couple of tunes, Jennifer felt much better. She finished her meal and...

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A man in his 40’s bought a new BMW

A man in his 40's bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, and the breezw was blowing through his hair when he decided to see what this new car could do. The needle jumped up to 80 mph. Suddenly, the man saw red and...

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An old man of 94,

An old man of 94, just returned from the doctor's office finding out he didn't have very long to live. He summons the three most important people in his life. The doctor, his priest, and his lawyer. The old man tells them, "Today I found out I don't have much time...

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David asks an American

David asks an American Indian what was his wife's name. He replied, "She called Five Horses." David said, "That's an unusual name for your wife. What does it mean?" The American Indian answers, "It old tribal name. It mean NAG NAG NAG NAG NAG!!"

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Coming Soon

My last name is pronounced HAWK!

Out of the shadows seaking revenge, this brave new hero will show us the errors of our ways.   He fights and wins our hearts and shows us, YOU CAN HAVE COMEDY IN MAGIC

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OR Magic in COMEDY!!!!