Got Jokes for Days!
With a show from The Amazer, not only do you get Magic, but you also get Comedy.
My favorite jokes I’ve heard over the years
The Early Bird Gets the Worm ...
but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Did you hear about the two podiatrists
who opened their office on the same street? They were arch enemies.
Theives broke into a police station and stole ...
all the toilets. Cops say they have nothing to go on.
Why is a hospital gown like health insurance?
You are never as covered as you think you are..
The Jokes Are Here
Don’t be afraid to laugh at these jokes.
Three blondes walk into a building. You think one of them would have seen it.
A guy from Chicago dies
A guy from Chicago dies and is sent to Hell. He was a rotten man his entire life. The devil puts him to work breaking up rocks with a sledgehammer. To make it worse, he cranks up the temperature and the humidity. After a couple of days, the devil checks in on his...
Jennifer was eating dinner alone
Jennifer was eating dinner alone in a Mexican restaurant one night and was overcome with the need to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so she timed her expulsions with the beat. After a couple of tunes, Jennifer felt much better. She finished her meal and...
A man in his 40’s bought a new BMW
A man in his 40's bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, and the breezw was blowing through his hair when he decided to see what this new car could do. The needle jumped up to 80 mph. Suddenly, the man saw red and...
An old man of 94,
An old man of 94, just returned from the doctor's office finding out he didn't have very long to live. He summons the three most important people in his life. The doctor, his priest, and his lawyer. The old man tells them, "Today I found out I don't have much time...
A man had two of the best tickets for the Super Bowl.
A man had two of the best tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No", he says, "the seat is empty." "This is incredible!" said the man, "Who in their right mind would have a seat...
Father O’Brian was driving down the road.
Father O'Brian was driving down the road when he was pulled over by a state trooper. Smelling alcohol on the priest's breath and noticing an empty wine bottle on the floor of his car the law man says, "Father, have you been drinking?" "Just water officer," the...
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first monkey Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was doing a monkey impression
Top 10 Inventions by the world’s most intelligent clowns.
TOP 10 INVENTIONS BY THE WORLD'S MOST INTELLIGENT CLOWNS! 1. The Pedal-Powered Wheel Chair. 2. The Inflatable Dart Board 3. The Submarine Screen Door 4. The Waterproof Towel 5. The Solar Powered Flashlight 6. The Dictionary Index 7. The Helicopter Ejector Seat 8....
David asks an American
David asks an American Indian what was his wife's name. He replied, "She called Five Horses." David said, "That's an unusual name for your wife. What does it mean?" The American Indian answers, "It old tribal name. It mean NAG NAG NAG NAG NAG!!"
My last name is pronounced HAWK!
Out of the shadows seaking revenge, this brave new hero will show us the errors of our ways. He fights and wins our hearts and shows us, YOU CAN HAVE COMEDY IN MAGIC
OR Magic in COMEDY!!!!