I was stuck in a traffic jam today & traffic was stopped. This guy knocks on my window. So I rolled down the window and asked him “What’s going on?” He said “Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and are asking for a $10 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire and we are going from car to car, taking up a collection.” “How much is everyone giving on average?” The guy replies, “About a gallon.”