Father O’Brian was driving down the road when he was pulled over by a state trooper. Smelling alcohol on the priest’s breath and noticing an empty wine bottle on the floor of his car the law man says, “Father, have you been drinking?”

“Just water officer,” the inebriated holy man mumbled.

“Then why do I smell wine?” askes the officer.

Father O’Brian looks at the bottle and yells, “GOOD LORD!! He’s done it again!!”