Del was reading an article in the newspaper that he found interesting. He said to Cindy, his wife, “It says here that a woman will say 30,000 words a day on average. Men usually say only 15,000 words in a day. I wonder why that is.”

Cindy says, “That’s because us women always have to tell you men things TWICE!!!”

Del responds, “I’m sorry, did you say something?”