A man is waiting for his wife

by | Jan 9, 2020 | Jokes

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion. After 21 years, the...

Three Vampires

by | Jan 9, 2020 | Jokes

Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would like. The first vampire responds, “I vould like some blood.” The waitress turns to the second vampire and asks what he would like. The...

A local business looking for office help

by | Jan 9, 2020 | Jokes

A local business looking for office help put a sign in the window saying: “HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.” A short time later, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign...

I was stuck in traffic

by | Jan 9, 2020 | Jokes

I was stuck in a traffic jam today & traffic was stopped. This guy knocks on my window. So I rolled down the window and asked him “What’s going on?” He said “Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and are asking for a $10 million dollar...

Two birds in the forest …

by | Jan 9, 2020 | Jokes

Two birds in the forest were watching a young turtle climb to the top of a tree. At the very top, the turtle jumped and fell to the ground. The turtle climbed to the very top of the tree again very carefully. Again, the turtle jumps and crashes to the ground below....