by Jeremy Haak | Jan 9, 2020 | Jokes
Father O’Brian was driving down the road when he was pulled over by a state trooper. Smelling alcohol on the priest’s breath and noticing an empty wine bottle on the floor of his car the law man says, “Father, have you been drinking?”...
by Jeremy Haak | Jan 9, 2020 | Jokes
It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first monkey Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was doing a monkey...
by Jeremy Haak | Jan 9, 2020 | Jokes
TOP 10 INVENTIONS BY THE WORLD’S MOST INTELLIGENT CLOWNS! 1. The Pedal-Powered Wheel Chair. 2. The Inflatable Dart Board 3. The Submarine Screen Door 4. The Waterproof Towel 5. The Solar Powered Flashlight 6. The Dictionary Index 7. The Helicopter Ejector Seat...
by Jeremy Haak | Jan 9, 2020 | Jokes
David asks an American Indian what was his wife’s name. He replied, “She called Five Horses.” David said, “That’s an unusual name for your wife. What does it mean?” The American Indian answers, “It old tribal name. It mean NAG...
by Jeremy Haak | Jan 9, 2020 | Jokes
Little Johnny came home from school super excited yelling, “MOMMY!!! MOMMY!!! Guess what!! I’m the smartest kid in my WHOLE CLASS!!!” “Really?” Mom asks. “How did you get to be the smartest kid in he whole class?” “The...
by Jeremy Haak | Jan 9, 2020 | Jokes
Del was reading an article in the newspaper that he found interesting. He said to Cindy, his wife, “It says here that a woman will say 30,000 words a day on average. Men usually say only 15,000 words in a day. I wonder why that is.” Cindy says,...
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