Father O’Brian was driving down the road.

by | Jan 9, 2020 | Jokes

Father O’Brian was driving down the road when he was pulled over by a state trooper. Smelling alcohol on the priest’s breath and noticing an empty wine bottle on the floor of his car the law man says, “Father, have you been drinking?”...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

by | Jan 9, 2020 | Jokes

It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first monkey Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was doing a monkey...

David asks an American

by | Jan 9, 2020 | Jokes

David asks an American Indian what was his wife’s name. He replied, “She called Five Horses.” David said, “That’s an unusual name for your wife. What does it mean?” The American Indian answers, “It old tribal name. It mean NAG...

Little Johnny

by | Jan 9, 2020 | Jokes

Little Johnny came home from school super excited yelling, “MOMMY!!! MOMMY!!! Guess what!! I’m the smartest kid in my WHOLE CLASS!!!” “Really?” Mom asks. “How did you get to be the smartest kid in he whole class?” “The...

Del was reading an article in the newspaper

by | Jan 9, 2020 | Jokes

Del was reading an article in the newspaper that he found interesting. He said to Cindy, his wife, “It says here that a woman will say 30,000 words a day on average. Men usually say only 15,000 words in a day. I wonder why that is.” Cindy says,...