A guy from Chicago dies

A guy from Chicago dies and is sent to Hell. He was a rotten man his entire life. The devil puts him to work breaking up rocks with a sledgehammer. To make it worse, he cranks up the temperature and the humidity. After a couple of days, the devil checks in on his...

Jennifer was eating dinner alone

Jennifer was eating dinner alone in a Mexican restaurant one night and was overcome with the need to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so she timed her expulsions with the beat. After a couple of tunes, Jennifer felt much better. She finished her meal and...

A man in his 40’s bought a new BMW

A man in his 40’s bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, and the breezw was blowing through his hair when he decided to see what this new car could do. The needle jumped up to 80 mph. Suddenly, the man saw red...

An old man of 94,

An old man of 94, just returned from the doctor’s office finding out he didn’t have very long to live. He summons the three most important people in his life. The doctor, his priest, and his lawyer. The old man tells them, “Today I found out I...