An old man of 94, just returned from the doctor’s office finding out he didn’t have very long to live. He summons the three most important people in his life. The doctor, his priest, and his lawyer. The old man tells them, “Today I found out I don’t have much time left on Earth. So, I asked the three of you here today to do me a favor. I am going to give each of you an envelope with $50,000 inside. When I die, I ask all three of you to throw the money into my coffin.
A few days later, the old man did pass away. The doctor said, “I got to admit this. I kept $10,000 of the money. He owed me lots of medical bills. I did throw in the other $40,000!”
The priest says, “I must also admit I kept some of the money. I kept $25,000 for the church. It is all going to a good cause. I did throw the rest of his money into the coffin.”
The lawyer yells, “I cannot believe what I am hearing!!! I am very surprised with you two!!! I wrote a check for the entire amount and threw it in!”
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