A man in his 40’s bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, and the breezw was blowing through his hair when he decided to see what this new car could do. The needle jumped up to 80 mph. Suddenly, the man saw red and blue flashing lights behind him. “There is no way they can catch up to my BMW,” he said to himself doing even faster. The needle hit 90, 100… then the reality of the situation hit him. “What the heck am I doing?” he though and pulled over.

The cop came up to the man, took his license without a word, and examined it and the car. “It’s been a long day,” said the police officer. “This is the end of my shift, and it’s also Friday the 13th. I don’t feel like doing anymore paper work. So, if you can give me a REALLY GOOD excuse for your driving that I have not heard before, you may go.”

The guy replies with, “Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was terrified that you were trying to bring her back.”

The cop answers, “Have yourself a good weekend.”