A couple of rednecks are out hunting in the woods when one of them falls to the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His buddy calls 911 and yells to the operator, “Help! My buddy is dead!! What do I do?” The operator, in a calm voice, says, “Take it easy, First, lets make sure he’s really dead.” After a brief silence, a gunshot rings out, then the guy’s voice comes back on the phone. “Alright, now what?”
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